Adventures In Babysitting!

Babysitting- The process of watching children or taking care of someone else's. Now many of us have done some form of babysitting, whether we have gotten paid for it or not. I mean we have watched our siblings, cousins, the neighbors kids, and even our friends kids. But, what about when we get older and because we work with kids or were good with them people assume that we love to be around them all the time. Well, that is not the case for some of us, hell for most of us. Let's break it down, if you don't like your kids then why the hell would anyone else like them. If your kids are bad as hell, why would you assume that someone wants to watch them and watch them for free at that! If you spend half your day yelling at your kids or they make you want to drink, a babysitter is not the answer for you, therapy is! Babysitting requires enjoying kids, liking them, wanting to be around them and actually wanting to take care of them. I think that as a babysitter you should follow the code of the late and great Bernie Mac" Busta them open to the white meat" Punchem dead in the throat" when they get smart or talk back, and "beat the hell out them just because sometimes to reinforce that you don't play". If we follow these simple rules one or two things will happen: Either you will be arrested or your child will be so afraid of you that you have nothing to worry about. In babysitting make sure the child is one that you like, that you enjoy babysitting, and that you are allowed to beat the hell out them if needed, and never ever keep a child that you are not allowed to put your hands on. Babysitting rule number one never keep a child that you can't beat! As for me I only take care of kids that I can put my hands on and one's that I like. Randomly Yours, Raven Storm